Political junkies are a bigger bunch of blindly loyal crazies than sports fans. Republicans would vote for Charles Manson if he would guarantee drilling in Yellowstone, while creating a welfare tax, and invading Canada for water. Democrats rail against everything the Republicans stand for, while tending to vote Republican once in office. The only real differences are Red-Blue, Donkey-Elephant, old-older, Jon Stewart-Dennis Miller, Limbaugh-Franken, and Republicans vote, while Democrats are talking.

The presidential election is the World Series, Wrestlemania, and Project Runway rolled into one. The disgusting circus that is called campaigning serves only to provide cheap “news” and expensive ads, for the corporate pigs we refer to as “the media”.

Attempting to invoke the spirit of Hillary Clinton, who claims she is still alive. Sarah Palin, joined McCain as they soar as high as Carson Palmer and Ocho Cinco in Ohio. This week, the most famous plumber since G. Gordon Liddy was called in to stop the leaks. With little time left in the game, the elephants sent Joe The Plumber deep and threw him the ball, reality declared Joe an unlicensed plumber with unpaid taxes,  Drawing a flag, for not vetting a dude in an election year (the coach is toast). The elephants lost the ball, and most likely, control of the coveted, State of the Union Address, in which we are reminded of the hard times, and dangerous people trying to steal our apple pie..

The game is now in the hands of the lawyers, as they try to dissuade voters and dream of hanging chad’s. All the donkeys need to do is assume the victory formation at the voting polls, and the United States of America will have survived another bloodless revolution!

Politics is a costly game and the Democrats look like they are winning this season, the hard part will be holding on.